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Butt 1, Interior Design 0

Sat on a friend's artsy-fartsy fancy toliet seat. Broke it. Still friends.
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Fat Positive Therapist My Fat Ass!

Didn't even get the chance to break the damn chair!
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Me 1; lawn Chair Zero

I went mano a mano with a lawn chair at a family party. After I succeeded in flattening it I got another drink and enjoyed the rest of the party, in a MUCH sturdier chair.
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Well, Actually I Sexed a Bed to Death…

IKEA furniture is not always up for my sexytime shenanigans. Luckily I know women with power tools.
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